Me: Call Amy Plumlee.
Siri: I cannot find anyone named Sammy Chumlee in your contacts.
Me: (Speaking slowly) Call Amy Plumlee.
Siri: I cannot find anyone named Blamey Chum in your contacts.
Me: (A little faster and louder) Call Amy Plumlee.
Siri: I cannot find anyone named Aaaaaa Meeeee.
Me: Find a restaurant nearby.
Siri: There are three restaurants that aren't too far from you.
Me: Siri, I'm in downtown Washington, DC. There's no way there are only three restaurants near me, especially since I can see five around me right now!
Me: Find the XX post office.
Siri: I'm sorry, I can't process any requests right now.
Me: Find the XX post office.
Siri: I'm sorry, I can't process my requests right now.
Me: Yes, you said that.
Me: Wash the dishes and mop the floor.
Siri: I'm sorry, I don't understand wash the dishes and mop the floor.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud as I start my day today!
ReplyDeletePrayers for all of you and especially little Ryan. Hope he is healing and not too cranky.
haahahahahah! Gotta love technology!
ReplyDeleteHave a great day and I hope the grumpies have left the house!
Hilarious! I love how you talk to her like she’s a person!
ReplyDeleteMy teenager likes to ask "Where's the nearest toilet?" It cracks her and her sister up every time. Hope your little Ryan is feeling better (and that you got some well-deserved rest)!!
ReplyDeletecan't. stop. laughing. i'm so glad i haven't invited Siri into my life yet - she would drive me nuts! :)
ReplyDeleteR u Sirius???? :))))
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